Thirst Contact Day: A Burlesque Show Worthy of Violating The Prime Directive

Newport Theatre, 956 W Newport Ave, Chicago, IL

TICKET LINK IS LIVE! Starfleet is running a socialism day dream and rendez-vous-ing with the Hottest aliens in the Alpha Quadrant. Celebrate First contact day the way Zephram Cochrane intended, with the best entertainment in the Sol System! Lottie a la West and the Klingon Pop Warrior are bringing you the most out-of-this-world show they can muster up. Featuring live entertainment so hot, it'll cause a warp-core malfunction, to exclusive Holo-projected out of town guest stars! A Fundraiser for Lurie Children's Hospital will also be featured, Starfleet LOVES to help out. WARNING: THIS SHOW IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

VIP: $40 (front row+swag bag), General Admission: $25, Livestream Only: $15 -- WARNING: THIS SHOW IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.